So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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