does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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