I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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