with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My hand turned me down
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
