with your own penis?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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