Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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