Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
