Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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