i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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