As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
