no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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