Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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