We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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