I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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