i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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