make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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