don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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