No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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