He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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