Just mADE A PArabola og urine
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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