quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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