i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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