Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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