yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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