Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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