I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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