it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
