Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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