He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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