went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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