i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
