Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
