I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
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Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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