My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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