i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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