you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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