My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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