I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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