it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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