This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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