so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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