physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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