how can u be prego again
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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