it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
