I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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