Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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