6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
40s are totally the cure
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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