There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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