he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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