porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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