after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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