Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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