I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
